Oprah’s lifeclass today = Newton’s third law. She says, “You will attract the energy you put out into the world.”

So I am constantly surrounded by horrible and/or crazy people. Fact. That must make me a horrible and/or crazy person.

Desperately seeking sanes. Not sure what that would even be. Boring people?

Meanwhile, tonight’s guest guru is a former movie producer who banged his head in a bike accident and woke up spiritual. He now wears a tight tee shirt and has long, grey hair and Ramona Singer eyes.

Oh wait. He produced “Evan Almighty.” Definitely wise.