Peaceful ponderances to drift off to sleep by:

We all treat our bodies like garbage dumps
When is it my time?
Do I deserve a time?
My time is now
My time came and I missed it
I will avoid my time
How will tomorrow not be terrible?
How come other people can meditate?
I used to be able to do the splits
I used to speak French
Will I ever do anything of value?
Will I ever regain my ability to read?
I have no outlets
It’s too late
I just consume shit all the time
Adults are boring
Am I a narcissist?
Everyone will die
[Fill in the blank] is a construct (x 10 different nouns)
[Fill in the blank] wronged me (x 10 different people)
On a daily basis, every single day, how is there enough food in the world to fill all these grocery stores?
Have I lost my touch?
I’m doing things because people tell me to do them
My feet itch when I lie down
Remember when [fill in the blank] died? (x 10 different people)
Social media
I should go live in [another city/state/country] for a while
[So and so] is full of shit!
Too many people are having children. We can’t keep them all
I’ll never make it
I’ve already made it
I’ll avoid anything resembling making it
long-term prospects of fertility
There is no way that [friend] actually likes me. Why would [friend] like me?
Where is this monotony leading?
How can I make life bad for [name of person who has wronged me]?
I love running in the park
My love for [artist/writer/comedian/friend/TV talk show host/TV show/Tetris/food] is too intense. I need to calm down.
Anger despair rage
My digestive system is not a garbage disposal. Stop treating it like one

Last edited 9/20/11