January 2012
8 posts
Afternoon Snack: Diet Dr Pepper Brownies:... →
Makes Paula Deen look like Dr. OZ
The best of the Jason Wu for Target collection →
I die bananas
My spin instructor's hat and shirt inspire an...
Brooklyn Fierce. Pinning it in my head in the mean time before I get my Pinterest on.
Receiving a Pinterest invite
Most excited I’ve been about anything ever. #WhiteGirlProblem
Megan Amram: New Year's Resolutions: Year 3012 →
meganamram:
Lose fifteen pounds from your problem areas (hips, fifth and fourteenth space-boobs, vestigial face)
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Spend more time with your government-rationed .452 of a son or daughter
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Take the family on a trip to www.nature.com
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Volunteer at your local chapter of the White People…
December 2011
1 post
The 2011 Janies
Hate year-end pop culture same-old lists.
Here’s another one! The 2011 Janies:
-Beyonce, 4: best.
-Billy on the Street: best 2011 show that hasn’t premiered yet
-Blood, Bones & Butter: best non-Bossypants memoir
-Bossypants: best.
-Bridesmaids: best vehicle for us all to fall in love with Melissa McCarthy
-Britney Spears, Femme Fatale: best album that let us breathe a...
November 2011
19 posts
Watch Sonya "The Black Widow" Thomas Eat An Entire... →
50 Things I’ve Learned From Oprah’s Lifeclass So... →
1 tag
Be real
Not enough attention is being paid to the fact that Iyanla Vanzant is coo coo crazy. This should be all we are talking about. And no one is saying it.
Oprah says I'm crazy and maybe terrible
Oprah’s lifeclass today = Newton’s third law. She says, “You will attract the energy you put out into the world.”
So I am constantly surrounded by horrible and/or crazy people. Fact. That must make me a horrible and/or crazy person.
Desperately seeking sanes. Not sure what that would even be. Boring people?
Meanwhile, tonight’s guest guru is a former movie...
Alterna-Waaaaahhhhh
The coach of my favorite rape team was accused of football.
The Real Estalker: J. Crew's Jenna Lyons List... →
Hummina
Bankers Boycott Chef Mario Batali After Hitler and... →
I don’t think this is a disaster. I think this is a great opportunity for Mario to change course. He can stop catering to the uber-wealthy. He can truly align with Michael Pollan, put his money where his mouth is, and work to offer sustainable, affordable, local, fresh food to the middle class. Ya hurd?
Questions to ask oneself when approaching a blog...
Why doesn’t anyone blog about Oprah? Is it because bloggers are, as a group, younger than the demographic age of O’s media consumers? Doubt it.
Are O’s fans so busy consuming and bathing in twelve hours of O media a day that they don’t have time to respond? Maybe.
Is blogging about O necessary? Definitely not.
Would there be a big audience for an O blog? No.
Might...
Janie's Lifeclass - I think I just listened to the...
No one really blogs about Oprah. Just saying, I could fill that niche. I just might. I will.
R. Kelly’s Autobiography Title Is Even Better Than... →
Chick-fil-A Gave Millions More To Anti-Gay Groups →
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October 2011
2 posts
Entertainment-elgangers
A&E must be the Dermot Mulroney to AMC’s Dylan McDermott. You know what I mean by this.
September 2011
5 posts
Another list: Things that give me agita
1. Tim Allen
last updated 9/21/11
Bedside meditations, a growing list
Peaceful ponderances to drift off to sleep by:
We all treat our bodies like garbage dumps
When is it my time?
Do I deserve a time?
My time is now
My time came and I missed it
I will avoid my time
How will tomorrow not be terrible?
How come other people can meditate?
I used to be able to do the splits
I used to speak French
Will I ever do anything of value?
Will I ever regain my...
Tina Fey photobomb →
Fall is all about
pumpkins crampberries!
punkins cranberries!
pumpkins crampberries!
punkins cranberries!
pumpkins crampberries!
punkins cranberries!
pumpkins crampberries!
punkins cranberries!
pumpkins crampberries!
punkins cranberries!
June 2011
1 post
December 2010
1 post
Principal looks to character Steve Urkel to stop... →
News stories like this were meant for Tumblr. So Tumbl I do.
October 2010
3 posts
not to be confused with rofling, a pleasurable...
NYTimes: Rolfing, Excruciatingly Helpful
http://nyti.ms/dBAu0w
My one complaint about "The Social Network" →
oldjewstellingjokes:
The Jokes of Week Four
This week, we got advice, we got action, we got sized, and overall we had a good time.
In case you missed any, just click play above and all four of this week’s jokes will play, in order. Thank you for watching!
September 2010
3 posts
7 tags
Study: Flamboyant male dancing attracts women best →
Everything about this news story, video and the accompanying ads? So funny. The best. The funniest, best, funniest, BEST.
August 2010
3 posts
Kickstarter - Battle of Brooklyn →
July 2010
3 posts
what exactly makes her so hot…..help me figure out by ayehayehaye (Tue Jan...
– IMDb :: Boards :: Marisa Tomei :: what exactly makes her so hot…..help …
June 2010
2 posts
amazing - one prop newspaper on all tv →